I want to be beautiful like you,

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

(via noteworthy-thoughts)

amixedreality:

tairupanda:

karlimeaghan:

geromy-kyle:

minestuck:

geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place

Canada wins

go canada

(via misterseacow)

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“NASA” published a photograph of the eclipse today.

(Source: cosmotroponico, via kayleyhyde)

NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.

It’s Avengered Development.

(Source: -andrews, via liamdryden)

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

(via lawyerupasshole)

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.

(Source: oldmanglasses, via valedima)

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